Look at that, I’m getting stretch marks on my hips.
Huh, they’re starting to jiggle a little. Might be time to experiment with bras.
Do these pants make my bulge too visible?
You know, it’s only been a few years but I’m having a hard time remembering what it was like being male.
Put the razor down Ellee, if you take one more swipe across your face you’ll bleed out and die.
Why did I ever care to watch porn?
Penis jokes just aren’t all that funny.
So this is what it’s like being a minority.
I just want to cuddle.
(unable to shave the stubble away) Well, looks like it’s going to be another bad face day.
Fuck it, I’m using the women’s bathroom.
I think I’m the reverse of an alien abductee. I’m an alien stranded on Earth.
True, my voice is low, but I’ve got killer legs.
You’re a gay guy? Sure we can cuddle. Just don’t call me your boy.
That’s a gorgeous skirt, but I’d have to get new shoes to match
Yes, sir, those are contraceptives (my little blue testosterone blockers), yep that’s exactly what they are because I’m a sexually active woman who doesn’t want a baby.
Is it wierd to want a period?
I really can’t tell if anyone is staring at me, because I stare at them first.
I don’t know what a “woman” is either. But whatever they are, I’m one of them.